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The lovely ladies of the Left
Are very much all a flutter
In poetry now they do jest
Of Tony’s tiny prick they mutter.

But the Liberal leader is nonplussed
At the indignity of the Laborites.
The Liberal ladies are not fussed
They well remember Downer’s tights!

What is a prick here or there?
Fraser was caught with his out.
The Abbott is without a care
His form he stately does flout!

But I want to see Joe Hocking
Flaunt all of his secret manhood.
Tony would find this so shocking
In competition with of all that pud.

Only a budgie Tony can smuggle
As he proudly displays all his wares.
But I like a man one can cuddle
With genitalia the size of a bears.

But to all who like to chat,
I must explain now in verse,
It is to Kevin I tip my hat,
The opposition I regularly curse!
Yes …it is my original poem. I hope others post their take on the Australian political scene here. It could be fun.