anyone got jokes on bragging about yourself?
I want couple of jokes like this guy who brags about himself on twitter saying
don’t you sleep, bro? SLEEP IS 4 THOSE WHO NEED TO DREAM…I LIVE THE DREAM
As a kid I collected comic books and didn’t even read them…now I collect girls’ phone numbers and don’t even call them
his twitter is http://twitter.com/ZackRyder
so can anyone post a similar jokes to this guy and I will choose the best as the best answer.
Idol,
Here is one[I got a foot but i don't use it as a rule]your on about your dick.
Here’s another when i go for a piss i don’t shake it I give it a kick.
Or you can ask this question to your girl friend,say do you know the difference between sex and conversation,if she says no,then you say take your cloths off and lie down by their i want to talk to you.
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